#1 Courtney Cox is the only FRIEND to never win an Emmy for her performance.
WHAT?! This information is about 10 years too late, but I am outraged by it. I think Courtney Cox will get over this before I do. She was undeniably fantastic in portraying Monica in “Friends.” The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences seriously need to rethink this. It is never too late for a recount! Be strong Courtney Cox. I will forever be on your side!
#2 SETH MEYERS IS MARRIED (and not to me)
This really bums me out. He’s my trifecta: smart, funny AND Jewish. I’ve had a pretty huge crush on him since before my Bat-Mitzvah. His wife, Alexi Ashe, is both beautiful and smart, but I would be such a good wife, you don’t even know! The short-lived, two month engagement did not leave me with enough time to mentally prepare for this, but is there ever really enough time to deal with the love of your life marrying someone else?
#3 In a 2007 article in Page Six, Tracy Morgan went off on Jimmy Fallon.
Morgan was quoted as saying this about Fallon’s constant breaking during skits when they were both on “Saturday Night Live”:
“Laughing and all that dumb shit he used to do – he wouldn’t mess with me because I didn’t f*$king play that shit,” Morgan said. “That’s taking all the attention off of everybody else and putting it on you, like, ‘Oh, look at me, I’m the cute one.’ I told him not to do that shit in my sketches, so he never did,”
This happened six years ago and Jimmy Fallon has long forgiven Tracy Morgan. Tracy has even been on his show multiple times, but you can’t just go insulting my honey and get away with it. I do have to agree with Morgan on one point, Jimmy Fallon is indeed the cute one.
If you have read my bio you know this little fact about me already: nothing makes me happier than a skirt that twirls. I’m not even going to pretend that was an exaggeration. I have this one skirt from Ann Taylor Loft, I bought it in two colors. I literally will get up from what I’m doing, twirl in front of a mirror, and sit back down. It just brings me so much joy. I think it’s because I am quite clumsy, yet when a skirt twirls it makes me seem graceful, but I assure you it’s just the skirt.
#5 Bad Hair Days
I have curly hair. I live in New York City and it gets humid.
You get my point.
#5 Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan once feuded over Aaron Carter
Remember when that was all anyone talked about 10 years ago? Why did we stop talking about that? It is honestly one of the best/worst things that has ever happened in pop culture. If you would like to partake in an open discussion about this lets get coffee.
#6 When restaurants I love get a B or lower on their health inspection
When I can no longer go to restaurants I love, it seriously ruins my mellow. I have this app, Grade Pending, that tells me the grade of every restaurant and what they got points off for and it has seriously impacted the way I eat out.
Do not get this app. One day I hope to be strong enough to delete it, one day.
#7 The Kardashians (anything and everything)
We all have our guilty pleasures and they are mine. I eat up facts about North and Kris’s crazy antics. My roommate and I threw a Kardashian themed party. My love knows no bounds. If Khloe and Lamar really do break-up like every tabloid is claiming, I don’t know what I will do.
So that’s all folks. Excuse me while I go watch season four of “Friends” and curl up in a ball and cry.